Movie Review: Black Sheep Saturday, Aug 29 2009 

Black Sheep: Get the Flock Out of Here!

Black Sheep: Get the Flock Out of Here!

Here is the synopsis from the Rottentomatoes.com:  This blood-soaked horror comedy is the story of Henry Oldfield (Nathan Meister), a New Zealander with an unfortunate phobia…of sheep. When Henry was a boy, his father was killed in a herding…This blood-soaked horror comedy is the story of Henry Oldfield (Nathan Meister), a New Zealander with an unfortunate phobia…of sheep. When Henry was a boy, his father was killed in a herding accident on the land, and Henry fled to the big city. Now, years later, he has returned to sell his half of the farm and–at the behest of his therapist–to face his fears. Meanwhile, Henry’s sadistic older brother Angus (Peter Feeney) has taken over the family business, and become widely known for his controversial genetic experiments on the animals. When two animal activists release one of Angus’s genetically-altered lambs, Henry’s trip quickly turns into his worst nightmare, as the lamb’s zombie-like bite turns sheep and people into vicious flesh-eaters. Henry joins forces with one of the animal activists (Danielle Mason), and together they try to escape the sheep and find an antidote for the virus. Director Jonathon King cleverly plays on the silliness of the normally docile, dimwitted lamb as terrifying monster, and his shots of the sheep swarming over the hills induce equal parts thrills and laughter. However, the storyline could perhaps have benefited from a bit less action, and a bit more plot, as the suspense and jokes begin to fizzle by the end. The excellent WETA WORKSHOP (known for its work on the LORD OF THE RINGS trilogy) delivers hilariously gory special effects. Faces are eaten off, humans throw their own limbs, and heads explode, culminating in a raucous bloodbath that will likely earn BLACK SHEEP cult status among the EVIL DEAD crowd.
Now- needless to say, Zombie Sheep and Environmentalists = AWESOME!  This movie is truly campy and I would honestly liken it to Evil Dead, but that being said- I Flipping LOVE Evil Dead!  The cinematography is actually quite fantastic and being shot in New Zealand only means that the set is gorgeous.  The acting is surprisingly good.  I can only imagine that these actors were trying to make the best of a seriously cheesy script.The humor wasn’t as bad as you’d expect and yes the gore was pretty fake, but damned if the evil sheep fetus infecting everyone isn’t the cutest little animatron!All in All- I give this movie 3.5 out of 4 stars because it was wildly entertaining and it proved the motto, where men are men, and sheep are scared!

One Week Later Sunday, Aug 2 2009 

Happy Sunday Everyone-  So it’s been a week since I got the news and I think that I’ve put out at least 25 applications since then.  I’ve been rejected once and gotten one call to get to the preliminary information stage.  I know that we are in the electronic world and that everything is very integrated and automated, but I still do not like the way that most companies have moved their application process on-line.  I get why they’ve done it, but it leaves such a level of uncertainty for the applicants- Will I ever get a call?

The old adage to just be persistent- no longer applies, but it does at the same time.  There is no way to tell if a computer is screening the answers to a subjective quiz to eliminate you from the candidate pool or if somebody in the HR office is just being slow.  I’ve applied to two different companies that have made very clear via recordings that if you don’t get a call from them- then they are not interested.

What ever happened to common courtesy?  A person to call and say, “Thanks, but no thanks!”  The old adage that you need to follow-up on the telephone and be persistent is not something that has gone away, but they are not making it easy to show that you WANT to be a part of their business.  That you are a bigger go-getter than the other guy, that you have a drive that they want- at least to just get you in the door for the interview.  HOW are you supposed to distinguish yourself from the pack when all human interaction is slowly being removed from the hiring process?

I am a firm believer that just because somebody looks good on paper does not mean that they are the best person for the position just like a person who looks horrible on paper may be exactly the person you want.  How is a computer making that determination- eh?  This is not where I thought I would be.

My first lay off…… Sunday, Jul 26 2009 

This is a first that I never thought I would experience.  It isn’t that I thought I would be immune to it, but just that up until 2pm on this past Friday- there was no hinting that this was coming.  My place of employ was making our budget and we were exceeding our forecasts in a spectacular way.  Room nights were up, occupancy was steady, but ADR was down. 

They are taking 8 positions, 7 hourly and 1 managerial, and merging 2 departments to create 4 new positions.  Aside from the fact that it does not seem like they have done their research when it comes to implimenting this change, they blind sided us with it- and THAT is what I resent.  The merger is something that I had supported quite a while ago and was ignored, but the way that they have gone about this is just uncalled for.

I worked for a company that prides itself on the way that it’s associates are treated and quite frankly- for a group that is being told that performance was not a factor in the decision- this does not feel like anything more than a knife in the back.

Positivity is what has been suggested to me by those higher ups and they aren’t wrong, but it sure doesn’t seem like it will be very easy to come by at this moment.  I have no idea where I will be in 3 weeks and I don’t like that feeling.  This isn’t even taking into account the people in my department who have more obligations than I do! There were 3 single mothers, 1 disabled woman (knee surgery), and 3 of us who are already just getting by and they couldn’t have approached this any other way than- here is your severance, please feel free to re-post for this new job.

All economic concerns aside- when did we stop caring about each other?

First Lesson of Debt Management Wednesday, Jul 22 2009 

Those of you reading this will probably say- silly moron, you should have know that!  BUT I can say I did not know that the date on a paper check has ABSOLUTELY no bearing on it’s ability to be cashed.  So, I sent in a check to the IRS and I didn’t want it to be post marked too late, but I knew that they couldn’t cash it until a certain date.  In my genius I though that it would be OK to date the check for the day that it would be good, but noooooooooooo.  So I’ve now got $140 in overdraft fee from my bank (soon to be former bank) for this error. 

I NOW know that pre-dating a check is not valid way to make a payment happen on the day that you need it to and I won’t be repeating this mistake, but seriously?  ALL, I repeat ALL of the overdraft fees were for charges that hit on the same day that they posted the check and they were categorized after the check.  I didn’t believe the news article about how banks are stacking their overdraft fees to maximize penalties, but I am staring right at it on my account statement.  I mean- how is this in any way fair? 

I can understand that a fee for the amount of overdraft would make sense.  I can understand if the bank changes me for the check with insufficient funds and doesn’t honor it- THAT MAKES SENSE.  But, I’m just not understanding how these policies- which are rampant not only at my personal bank- are anything other than extortion.

Personal Debt Management in a Recession Saturday, Jul 18 2009 

Happy Saturday Everyone!

I’ve finally thrown my hands up and stopped creating unrealistic “plans” on how to pay off all of my debt.  I called a debt management company and have entered into one of the Debt Management Programs.  I’m still not sure how I feel about this move, but I can’t honestly see a way around it.  I’ve gotten myself into quite a pickle.  Living in DC doesn’t help, but it is all my own unfrugal fault.  So I’m now only 1 month into this and haven’t seen any huge problems, but I don’t necessarily want to see my credit score either.  Now- let me clarify, I’ve been told that what I’ve agreed to is NOT the same as the lowest rate that can be gotten in a similar program, but I am not 100% versed in the ins and outs of this industry.

The largest hit that I’ve been told to expect is from the closure of the multiple lines of credit, which, again, is to be expected, but not a drop as severe or as long lasting as bankruptcy.  So, here are the steps that I’ve taken:

1. Gotten all of my unsecured debt into a DMP, you cannot do this if you have under 10k in unsecured debt.  This type of program also does not apply to car loans or mortgages.

2. I’ve changed the number of deductions on my paycheck from 1 to 0 to try and help me at the end of the year though it means a smaller paycheck in the short term.

3.  I have NOT changed my 401K contributions.

4. I have NOT changed the $35 per week contribution that I make to a high yield savings account.

With the lowered monthly payments, hopefully I can get myself back into a shape that doesn’t resemble a pear financially.  Though I’m not sure why, I’m relieved while being alternately ashamed for having to take this step.  The shame comes from the fact that I have admitted defeat and the relief comes from the knowledge that the maximum time frame on this is 5 years, so long as I don’t put myself right back into this mess! 

My mission at this time is:

Find a way to live an active and social life (which I am not doing right now) while sticking to a budget that does not ignore retirement savings and keeps me out of credit card debt. 

I’ll keep you posted on the progress ;D

Horrible Tat! Friday, Jul 10 2009 

I just have to share the love from the many other web-sites that have this picture posted.  Oddly enough- this seems to be the same picture at EVERY site that has this posted, so I am indeed curious who the 1 sick genius who came up with this tattoo is and also a bit curious about the cat that inspired it.

Wow- just wow.

Wow- just wow.

Book Review- All Together Dead by Charlaine Harris Friday, Jul 10 2009 

Here is the publishers synopsis-

“Betrayed by her longtime vampire love, Louisiana cocktail waitress Sookie Stackhouse must now not only deal with a possible new man in her life-the oh-so-handsome shapeshifter Quinn-but also contend with a long-planned vampire summit. With her power base weakened by hurricane damage to New Orleans, the local vampire queen is vulnerable to those hungry for a takeover. Soon, Sookie must decide what side she’ll stand with. And her choice may mean the difference between survival and all-out catastrophe.”

This was definitely more of a murder mystery than a love story this go round and I liked it!  A Vampire summit and Quinn as a Supernatural Event Manager put me right into my comfort zone (I work as a Housing Manager at a Convention Center Hotel).  I really enjoyed the convergence of all of Ms. Harris’s Easter Egg hints as we again see Barry from Texas, but on the arm of the King of Texas!

The tension between Bill, Eric, AND Quinn (who I personally think could whoop both vampires to kingdom come) is just yummy and we get to see more of the “human” side of Pam continued from the evolution in book 6.

Book Review- Definitely Dead by Charlaine Harris Wednesday, Jul 8 2009 

Here is the publishers synopsis-

“As a person with so few living relatives, Louisiana cocktail waitress Sookie Stackhouse really hated to lose one. But she never guessed that it would be her cousin Hadley — a consort of the Vampire Queen of New Orleans. After all, technically speaking, Hadley was already dead. And now, as unexpected heir to Hadley’s estate, Sookie discovers the inheritance definitely comes with a risk.

Someone doesn’t want Sookie looking too deeply into Hadley’s past — or for that matter, Hadley’s possessions. And they’re prepared to do anything in their power to stop her. But who? The range of suspects runs from the Rogue Weres who reject Sookie as a friend of the Pack to the Vampire Queen herself, who could be working through a particularly vulnerable subject — Sookie’s first love, Bill.

Whoever it is, they’re definitely dangerous — and Sookie’s life is definitely on the line . . .”

Can I just say MEOW!  On top of the fact that Quinn is a smoking hot as I’ve seen a literary character get this book answers SOOOOOOOO many questions that I loved it.  I loved it enough that I’m not going to throw in any spoilers- it’s too fun and this is a turning point in Sookie’s evolution that makes me want to keep reading.

Book Review- Dead As a Doornail by Charlaine Harris Tuesday, Jul 7 2009 

Here is the publishers synopsis-

“When Sookie’s brother Jason’s eyes start to change, she knows he’s about to turn into a were-panther for the first time. But her concern becomes cold fear when a sniper sets his deadly sights on the local changeling population — and Jason’s new panther brethren suspect he may be the shooter. Now, Sookie has until the next full moon to find out who’s behind the attacks, unless the killer decides to find her first.”

After the excitement and travel of the previous 4 books this is like that weekend you spend at home with no plans.  We get to learn much more about Sam and it is truly intriguing!  There seem to be little Easter Eggs of mysteries that we know we won’t get answers for in this installment, but that we really want to know the answers to. 

For Example: Why is Sookie like “catnip” to vampires?  When did Claudette become Sookies Fairy Godmother (previously introduced in book 4)?  Where did the back woods were-panthers come from?  Will Eric ever remember what happened while he had lost his mind?  We know that he won’t stop trying until he knows and then Sookie WILL be his!

Book Review- Dead to the World by Charlaine Harris Monday, Jul 6 2009 

Here is the publishers synopsis-

“When cocktail waitress Sookie Stackhouse sees a naked man on the side of the road, she doesn’t just drive on by. Turns out the poor thing hasn’t a clue who he is, but Sookie does. It’s Eric the vampire — but now he’s a kinder, gentler Eric. And a scared Eric, because whoever took his memory now wants his life.”

WOW!  I’m actually happy that I read this book after True Blood premiered on HBO because I could vividly picture a naked Alexander Skarsgard running down the side of the road ;-D  The boyfriend worthy “NICE” Eric didn’t impress me much, but darned if there weren’t some blushingly good scenes to read on the way into work for this one.

Two thumbs up!  Fun, fun, fun for the over 18 parts of your family!

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